drymonster: (you really mailed that one in)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-26 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's not even trying to be misleading he just doesn't feel like prefacing every conversation with I'M NOT LUCAS BTW ]

Seriously?! Okay, you know you can do way better than that idiot, right?
drymonster: (of course i didn't! it was sex!)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-27 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's right!! You were doing him a favor and he should be grateful! Total jerk.
drymonster: (i only did it for two episodes)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-28 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ and then other men never have it good in the first place...

anyway. as promised, here is the nipple memory to tank any respect she might have for him. cw for slapstick mutilation and nudity.... hooray... lucas should not have to be associated with this ]
drymonster: (you're insane)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-28 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhh my god. Okay, I didn't consent to that being shown!!! Sorry!!!
drymonster: (i only did it for two episodes)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-30 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i don't want to keep dealing with the icon code but know that he does unfortunately still look like lucas, i guess this was the punishment for his crimes ]

I WAS DRUNK AND SURROUNDED BY BAD INFLUENCES!!!
drymonster: (or am i just wrong about that)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-30 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
ALCOHOL MAKES YOU STUPID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU!!!
drymonster: (this is all a damned lie)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-06-30 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU'D RATHER BE STUPID THAN MISERABLE!
drymonster: (this clearly isn't that time)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-07-01 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, that is demonstrably untrue because every big regret I can think of is something that happened while I was at least moderately sober.
drymonster: (this can't be during your sweeps)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-07-01 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, it got deleted pretty much immediately, so it's not like it had any impact on anything.
drymonster: (this is how i am denis)

[personal profile] drymonster 2024-07-01 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sighs. ]