catch-all: twodomatsu.

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[drymonster]

Yeah, that's right!! You were doing him a favor and he should be grateful! Total jerk.

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Some men don't know how good they have it.

[drymonster]

[ and then other men never have it good in the first place... anyway. as promised, here is the nipple memory to tank any respect she might have for him. cw for slapstick mutilation and nudity.... hooray... lucas should not have to be associated with this ]

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W-Wha... [AH.] Ewwwwwww!!

[drymonster]

Ohhhhh my god. Okay, I didn't consent to that being shown!!! Sorry!!!

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Oh my god. Pervert! Exhibitionist! What the hell is wrong with you?!

[drymonster]

[ i don't want to keep dealing with the icon code but know that he does unfortunately still look like lucas, i guess this was the punishment for his crimes ]

I WAS DRUNK AND SURROUNDED BY BAD INFLUENCES!!!

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Aren't you in your 20s?! Don't blame peer pressure, you streaker! Gross!!

[drymonster]

ALCOHOL MAKES YOU STUPID, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU!!!

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IF ALCOHOL MAKES YOU STUPID, THEN WHY DID YOU DRINK IT?!

[drymonster]

BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU'D RATHER BE STUPID THAN MISERABLE!

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YOU'RE JUST GOING TO END UP MORE MISERABLE WHEN YOU THINK BACK ON ALL THE STUPID CRAP YOU DID LATER!!!

[drymonster]

Okay, that is demonstrably untrue because every big regret I can think of is something that happened while I was at least moderately sober.

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So you're telling me that getting completely naked in public, while in front of a camera, because you're drunk and avoiding getting a real job isn't a big regret of yours?

[drymonster]

I mean, it got deleted pretty much immediately, so it's not like it had any impact on anything.

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Shameless. Pervert.

[drymonster]

[ sighs. ]