halved | catch-all: robin.

.... We'll have to write what we want to say, if that's the case. We can work around it.

[she doesn't say it, but she thinks:

I'm right handed...

outwardly, she nods.]

True. We can always find a loophole.

[ oh.... ]

We can find a way that works for you. Your own sign language.

Like playing charades?

[ she nods. ]

It's the alternative to barking.

[... a long pause, like she's picturing herself playing charades all week.]

I changed my mind. Barking is fine.

[ she smiles. ]

Everyone is with you, so you won't be alone.

So we suffer in embarrassment together?

Unfortunately, this is the bright side.

I hate this place.

I cannot bring myself to disagree.