catch-all: ashlyn.

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[asa thinks, because they hate us.

opens her mouth to say something to that effect

and barks instead.]

[killies]

... Yeah, and that's been happening to me, too.

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I've decided the cult can keep whoever did this to us.

[why!!!! she huffs, clearly annoyed, before her expression smooths out.]

... Ignoring how much of a pain in the ass this week is gonna be, I need to ask you for a favor.

[killies]

Don't say that. [ lightly, not actually scolding her. ]

What's up?

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I... [hesitating for a second, but then she just siiiighs.] I found my partner earlier today, and... I couldn't hide it. We matched. So whatever happens to me from now on, I need your help to make sure I don't get executed.

[killies]

[ ah... okay. hm. ]

Alright. If anything happens to them, let me know as soon as possible. I'll do whatever I can, but... I've already got a partner, too.

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Ah... You too? [she frowns in concern.] Alright. But you gotta tell me if anything happens to yours, okay? I'll do what I can to help you find someone else.

[killies]

I will. We'll figure something out, whatever happens.

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Right... Yeah. We've made it this far out of spite. We'll figure it out.

[killies]

[ she just nods, but

spite's a dangerous motivator. ]

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[...

right.]

So... Anyway... What kind of stupid rule do you think we'll be forced to deal with next?

[killies]

Probably something equally stupid. "Do a little dance each time you talk" or "pull each others' hair when you want attention."

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Oh, so Gojo and Famine wrote them.

[just assigns every minor inconvenience to them.]

[killies]

Well... They might be from a power or something, so maybe.

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I mean, I figured... It's most likely someone's power upgrade.

[killies]

I wish they'd get a better sense of humor, whoever they are.

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Right? They're so annoying. But in a way, that kind of narrows it down, doesn't it?

[killies]

Does it...? It could be Gojo and Famine but it could just as easily be almost anyone here. People like to have "fun" in their down time.

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Well, no, I doubt it's Famine if a power is involved. But I think it takes a specific kind of person to have this kind of sense of humor...

[killies]

I wouldn't put it past most people, in the right mood. Except you.

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I think you could add more people to that list. Like at least Vin, Daan and Kanda.

[pours one out for daan and kanda because this is a w4 monday thread]

[killies]

[ help, our Normals*

*in terms of how annoying they are ]

You're probably right. None of them are the type, either.